Same Crap, Different Bucket
An Englishman's adventure in the land that Chocolate Digestives forgot.

Archive for September 2009

Red sky in morning…end of the world?

September 23, 2009

“My flatmate burst into my room and shouted, “Wake up! Ginger people have taken over the world and painted the sky orange!””, chortled the man next to me in the bus queue. The rest of us stared blearily into the dense sandy smog to see what would emerge first, the L90 bus or the four […]

Are You Smarter than a Fifth Grader?

September 10, 2009

What is the collective noun for a group of precocious, drama-school, Martin Prince, pick-me-teacher, motherhuggers? A bastard of children, maybe? A freckle of turds, perhaps? Sadly, this question is yet to be posed on Network 10’s “Are You Smarter than a Fifth Grader?”  The format of the quiz show is fairly straightforward. National treasure, Rove […]